My best friend is

as acrobatic as a cow

as brave as a chicken

as confident as a moth

as delicate as an elephant

as elegant as a rhinoceros

as feathered as a chameleon

as girly as a tiger

as hippy as a dino

as interesting as a slug

as jumpy as a jellyfish

as knowing as a kitten

as lively as a louse

as mucky as a fish

as nosy as a horse

as OK as an octopus

as pretty as a slug

as quiet as a growl

as roomy as a reptile

as stupid as an owl

as thin as a pig

as unidentified as a dog

as vicious as an ant

as witty as a worm

as x as a dodo

as y as a why?

as zigzaggy as a leopard

my best friend is.

Lindsay Martin, Amsterdam, June 26, 2002